Funny queries: What Google thinks of mePosted: July 12, 2011 | |
It’s been a long time since I used the metapost category. I’ve been taking a look at the queries received by Google for which this blogs shows up. Some of them are quite peculiar, some of them may give us an insight of what the search engine things of me. For example:
|grumpy old man||2,000|
|ugly old man||250|
|grouchy old man||110|
|old grumpy man||70|
There was a long list of variations to these phrases, but I didn’t want such a long post. Anyway, if you thought that grumpy is all Google considers me to be, brace yourself for a surprise:
|monkey using computer|
|monkey using tools|
Basically, a computer using trained-troll monkey, with no life. Pretty accurate, some people may say.
|señal de muerte||12|
Literally signal of death in Spanish. Tip: Lack of pulse.
Another common search:
|how to hang yourself||90|
|rope to hang yourself||12|
I guess those searches have a very low returning rate.
This is a query which sincerely surprised me:
I’ll do a public service here: it’s written ‘elephant’, buddy.